Subject: Politically
Incorrect Message
General Hawley, is a newly
retired USAF 4 star general. He commanded the
Air Combat Command [our
front-line fighters and bombers] at Langley
AFB, VA. He is now retired
and no longer required to be politically
correct. A true patriot!
"Since the attack
[9-11], I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of
such surpassing stupidity
that they must be addressed. You've heard
them too. Here they are:
1) "We're not good,
they're not evil, everything is relative."
Listen carefully: We're
good, they're evil, nothing is relative. Say it with me
now and free yourselves. You
see, folks, saying "We're good" doesn't
mean, "We're
perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is the bearded
guy on the ceiling of the
Sistine Chapel. The plain fact is
that our country has, with all our mistakes and blunders, always
been
and always will be the
greatest beacon of freedom, charity,
opportunity, and affection
in history. If you need proof, open all the
borders on Earth and see
what happens.
2) "Violence only leads
to more violence."
This one is so stupid you
usually have to be the president of an Ivy League
university to say it. Here's the truth, which you know in your
heads and
hearts already: Ineffective, unfocused violence leads to
more violence. Limp,
panicky, half measures lead
to more violence. However, complete, fully thought
through, professional, well
executed violence never leads to more violence
because, you see,
afterwards, the other guys are all dead. That's right, dead.
Not "on trial,"
not "reeducated," not "nurtured back into the bosom of
love." Dead.
3) "The CIA and the
rest of our intelligence community have failed us."
For 25 years we have chained
our spies like dogs to a stake in the ground,
and now that the house has
been robbed, we yell at them for not protecting
us. Starting in the late
seventies, under Carter appointee Stansfield Turner,
the giant brains who get
these giant ideas decided that the best way to gather
international intelligence
was to use spy satellites. "After all, (they reasoned,)
you can see a license plate from 200 miles away."
This is very helpful if you've
been attacked by a license
plate. Unfortunately, we were attacked by humans.
Finding humans is not
possible with satellites. You have to use other humans.
When we bought all our
satellites, we fired all our humans, and here's the really
stupid part. It takes years,
decades to infiltrate new humans into the worst
places of the world. You
can't just have a guy who looks like Gary Busey in a
Spring Break '93 sweatshirt
plop himself down in a coffee shop in Kabul and say
"Hiya, boys. Gee, I
sure would like to meet that bin Laden fella. "Well, you
can, but all you'd be doing
is giving the bad guys a story they'll be telling
for years.
4) "These people are
poor and helpless, and that's why they're angry at us."
Uh-huh, and Jeffrey Dahmer's
frozen head collection was just a desperate cry
for help. The terrorists and
their backers are richer than Elton John and,
ironically, a good deal less
annoying. The poor helpless people, you see, are
the villagers they tortured
and murdered to stay in power. Mohammed Atta, one
of the evil scumbags who
steered those planes into the killing grounds is the
son of a Cairo surgeon. But
you knew this, too. In the sixties and seventies,
all the pinheads marching
against the war were upper-middle-class college kids
who grabbed any cause they
could think of to get out of their final papers and
spend more time drinking.
It's the same today.
5) "Any profiling is
racial profiling."
Who's killing us here, the
Norwegians? Just days after the attack, the New York
Times had an article saying
dozens of extended members of the gazillionaire bin
Laden family living in
America were afraid of reprisals and left in a
huff, never
To return to studying at
Harvard and using too much Drakkar. I'm crushed. Please
come back. Let's all stop
singing "We Are the World" for a minute and think
practically. I don't want to
be sitting on the floor in the back of a plane four
seconds away from hitting
Mt.Rushmore and turn, grinning, to the guy next to me
to say, "Well, at least
we didn't offend them."
SO HERE'S what I resolve for
the New Year: Never to forget our murdered brothers
and sisters. Never to let the
relativists get away with their immoral thinking.
After all, no matter what
your daughter's political science professor says, we
didn't start this. Have you
seen that bumper sticker that says, "No More Hiroshimas"?
I wish I had one that says,
"No More Pearl Harbors."